The Swedish Chef vs. Gordon Ramsay

SwedishChef Unlike (apparently) most of the world, I am not a foodie. The best food in the world is pizza and the larger a pizza is the better it is. The world's second greatest food is the burrito, beer goes with everything and you can tell a good wine from bad because the best wine is in the largest bottle (and is red obviously). Cooking shows are generally dull and Gordon Ramsay is obnoxious. Muppets, on the other hand, are awesome and few are more awesome than the Swedish Chef. He should have had a cooking show for decades and no one else should have one.

[via io9]
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